(via onemillionspiders)
fucking hate this asshole. dressing like the melancholic poet to poop on 30 year old men and get hammered
(via coughloop)
reminder that you aren’t eating a grilled cheese with tomato soup rn
why are you talking about a soup and sandwich combo like it’s molly
(via halflifealyx)
POPEYE: cans of spinach stopped having my muscles effects on me but it doesnt stop from tasting so good still MMMMMMMmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
OLIVE OYL: yea i know
BLUTO: (too far away to hear what bluto says)
WHOOP WHOOP WHOOP WHOOP WHOOP WHOOP
yeah. yeah. yeah. fuck yeah. that’s what i like to see. this guy has the strength of 1000 men and if he chose to he could grab that person by the wrist and fucking launch ‘im over the side of the platform. and he wouldn’t. even move an inch on his toe placement on the beam. yeah.
(via mothman-unmilked)










